The Least Stressful Job of 2013…University Professor. What?!
Which leaves me wondering…am I doing this wrong????!!!!
The “tsk, tsk” disappointed face of my doctor every time I go in to get my blood pressure taken would suggest so.
Professors “don’t spend too many hours in the classroom.” True. But guess what – those classroom hours are the least stressful hours in my whole work week! If I could spend more time in the classroom, I’m sure my doctor would make his “tsk, tsk” face less often. It’s the hours preparing for class, grading papers and exams, doing research, advising students, and attending meetings that is stressful. And I won’t even get into some of the other stressful things I’ve endured in various faculty positions at universities I’ve worked at–unionization, being called on the carpet in front of someone with a (comparatively) big corner office, having to fire people.
And bless the hearts of the tenure-seeking faculty. I’ve never seen a group of more stressed-out people. Counting every word in every article, checking every journal’s ranking, praying for minor revisions, all while juggling a course load and treating every administrator like they are made of glass…just in case they have a say in the tenure decision. One of my former colleagues was even told she shouldn’t get a tattoo while seeking tenure because “it just wouldn’t be appropriate.” But, hey, no pressure.
I will grant you that the winter holidays and summers off are great. But I don’t know many faculty who actually get to take them “off.” Researchers do a lot of their research over these “breaks.” And non-researchers teach to make extra money to bolster that whopping average salary of $62,000.
Me? I do neither. I travel – for business, for pleasure. I spend time with my husband and son. I catch up on my stories. I get back into the exercise program that eludes me nine months out of the year.
Sure, there’s often no 9-5 expectation (which is nice for those of us who are not morning people). And there’s very little direct supervision (which soothes my entrepreneurial soul). And some campuses (like mine) make the walk to class a lovely and uplifting experience.
I’m not sure I’d go along with it being the “least stressful” job of 2013. But I can’t think of anything I’d rather do. I hope everyone out there can say the same. If not, keep looking until you can.
Carpe career choices.